Roxas isn’t one hundred percent sure about this one. The guy is gorgeous, interesting, and more than willing to take a trip down the rabbit hole, but there’s something unnerving about him. Roxas isn’t sure if it’s the way he can keep him talking for hours, or keep him engaged enough that Roxas doesn’t want to pull out his own eyeballs to stave off the boredom. If Roxas is being completely honest with himself, he’s not sure he could get bored of this fucker. At least not while the sex is good and the drugs still kick in.
This rotting individual is the ground work to Roxas’ most basic fears, and yet Roxas finds himself unable to turn away from him. Something about those empty eyes, the snapping bones, the understanding that there are no doubt maggots writhing under his clothing both turns Roxas’ stomach and has him fucking meat hooked. Roxas is pretty sure that this infatuation is going to get him a vicious evisceration - but he’s far too curious to back off.
Roxas’ childhood friend and favorite verbal punching bag. While Roxas likes to pretend that he barely tolerates Sora, the kid remains fucking adorable and strangely childish. His shenanigans often brighten Roxas’ day, and Roxas gets a slightly sadistic kick out of teasing the kid. He’s fantastically naive, and Roxas wants to keep the duckling-savior, sexually inexperienced beach boy around - he keeps the mood light.
An unlikely pair, these two have a bromance that could crumble brick walls if they came head-to-head. The two are often found watching badly dubbed martial arts films with mugs of tea and crumpled bags of Doritos strewn about the perimeter. They’re also usually curled up together under a blanket, but there’s nothing wrong with a little hombre-a-hombre cuddling. As long as you don’t call it cuddling.
The fucker who shares both Roxas’ face and his penchant for pranking and ice cream. Though they haven’t had much of a chance to cause any mayhem, the rest of the world better watch it’s fucking back.
This individual is both intoxicatingly interesting and a little bit frightening. Roxas finds himself worried that he’ll overstep his boundaries and find his brains painting the walls, a bullet lodged in the messy, exposed knob of his spinal column. That being said, Vergil’s rough demeanor is strangely attractive in a masochistic way, and Roxas finds himself drawn to him. He’s pretty sure that he’s going to end up shoving him against a flat surface and reaching down his pants to mellow the dude out, but Roxas will dodge that bullet when it comes down to it. Literally.
Another person that shares his face, and someone who Roxas is pretty dead set on sleeping with. The kid is quiet, often rather scathing and socially withdrawn, but he seems to come out of his shell when they talk. Roxas doesn’t know if it has something to do with himself being awesome, but he’s almost certain it does. It has to be something to do with himself, considering the other kills his clients with bondage pearls and blades whilst listening to ABBA. Clone-cest is imminent.
An adorable little thing that Roxas enjoys teasing almost as much as he does Sora. Xion is innocent and rather naive on top of being strangely pretty, so Roxas is more or less willing to look past the age difference. Xigbar tends to watch her with an eagle eye, so Roxas hasn’t gotten too close yet.
Roxas has a love-hate relationship that leans closer to hate with this individual. While Roxas loves to tease him, Zexion tends to bite back twice as hard. Roxas is still absolutely certain that they’re going to engage in a round of hate sex eventually; whether or not it turns out well has yet to be predicted.
Roxas and Riku have another love-hate relationship. The kid is pretty infatuated with Sora, and while Roxas is pleased that Sora’s finally getting some, he’s a little concerned about Riku’s moral. Not to mention that the kid is fucking gorgeous, and Roxas would fuck him in the blink of an eye. They usually engage in a biting yet friendly sort of banter, often revolving around his sex life with Sora, with Sora squawking in the background.